A cabaret show where actor and singer Marcus Rivera brings to the stage his life adventures and the unexpected detours on the way to that elusive ‘dream role’.

This is a heartwarming show about the powerful pull of the stage and the lengths an artist would go to make it big.

“I don’t want to do this f#ck&n show” is a comedy-talk-show-and-music extravaganza exploring the sometimes funny, sometimes tough, but never dull life of someone who never quite fit the mold.

Marcus waited at tables, did network marketing and even launched a business start-up just so he could one day land a regular spot on Home and Away.

Will he ever make it to Hollywood?

Part comedy. Part confessional. 100% entertainment.

Plus-sized Seats available

Here at Riverside, we recognise that bodies come in all different sizes. If you require additional space to enjoy the show in comfort, select an additional seat with your ticket at no extra cost under the plus-sized option.


Deadly Tickets available

We are proud to offer this community ticketing initiative for Aboriginal, Torres Strait Islander, and other First Nations communities, as a way to connect with those who share the rich culture and history that is sewn through our storytelling. Choose the Deadly Tickets option when selecting your tickets.

Accessibility

In English

Wheelchair accessible

Companion Card accepted

Assistive Hearing system available (FM)

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Additional Ticketing Information

$6.95 Transaction Fee applies.

The authorised ticket agency for this event is Riverside Theatres.

Only tickets purchased by authorised agencies should be considered reliable. If you purchase tickets from a non-authorised agency, you risk that these tickets are fake, void, or have previously been cancelled. Resale restriction applies.

Prices are correct at the time of publication and subject to change without notice. Exact prices will be displayed with seat selection. Children aged 0-18 months at the time of a performance may be seated on an adult’s lap free of charge. A valid ticket is required for all children over 18 months.

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